my life…in text format

What can you do with this delicious burrito? …other than eat it of course.

I was going to pick up some pizza today to take back to the SafeHouse and when I passed Giant Eagle, I saw a guy going in that had a beard that looked eerily similar to the beard protrayed in the commercial below. I just thought it was something worth sharing. No kidding, the guy’s beard looked like this, only whiter.

This is what happens when a person takes the directions too seriously.

Seriously. I know duct tape has a reputation for being used for everything. It’s a maintenance man’s best friend. You can use it to hold plastic on your broken out car windows, you can use it for holding pretty much anything together, make wallets with duct tape…I’ve even heard of festivals and competitions where people create whole wardrobes out of duct tape. Pretty clever really.

But this guy took the duct tape phenomenon to a whole new level. He tried to break into a liquor store and rob them…using duct tape as a mask.

Imagine what he went through when the police pulled that off.

*Note: The picture may be slightly disturbing depending on what kind of mood you’re in when you look at it. Just a side note.

Some things from the beach today…

1. Those birds that nose dive into the ocean for fish. Those guys are cool.

2. Some people get really mad when your beach umbrella accidentally gets blown away and almost hits them.

3. Walk half-naked into a mall and you get arrested…walk half-naked around a beach, you fit righ in. That’s just interesting.

4. Miss one small spot on your body with the sun-tan lotion…it hurts…badly.

5. Dried sand on your hands = dried sand on the food you snack on at the beach = gross crunchy string cheese

6. The ocean seems to get more beautiful every time I see it.

7. God is amazing to create something so breathtaking.

8. One day I want to walk the beach hand in hand with the special lady I’ve grown old with.

9. I’m really really small.

10. I can’t wait to go back tomorrow.

More to come from Pawley’s Island, SC.

I think this commercial is pretty funny.

This looks like something I’d do if I won at this game.

By the way, what is it with these cup games, McDonalds has monopoly and now Scrabble at Subway.

Nice. I think I might make a cup game. Yahtzee!

 Hmm, might not work too well.

This is a lid for a coffee cup from Burger King. We had some breakfast from there on the trip down here.

I thought it was funny, so I took a picture.

He’s happy…I hope you are too!